Oh I had to chuckle..
On my way back from Kel’s just now and some little scrote nearly took me out at a junction. He had a car full of mates so I guessed they were probably pissed. Anyway, I carried on and then about a quarter of a mile later he does his best Colin Macrae impression as he overtakes me, driving frankly like an utter twat. Those were in fact the very words that went through my head as I though “you utter, utter twat, I really hope you end up in a ditch…”
You’ll appreciate the hilarity of the moment then as a couple of minutes later I caught up with them, which in fact wasn’t hard as he’d lost it down a hill and the car was wrapped around a fence. I did of course stop to check they were all ok, and did the decent thing of giving them a lift into town where I dropped them off outside the pub.
I did also park up and go and have a quiet word with the nice friendly policemen parked nearby.
If there’s one thing I can’t abide it’s fucking pissheads who think they are invincible. This was a classic case where it was only the fact I was a better (and sober) driver that stopped them wiping me out twice. I shudder to think what might have happened if it had been someone less experienced driving.
Instant payback karma FTW!
