Best one yet…

Dear Email User,

We are sending this email to notify all victim of fraud about the latest system the Nigerian government put up for the Internet Fraud Alert

The Economic and financial Crime corruption and the Internet Fraud complain Center has been at a brief meeting at Organization of African Nations head office at ABUJA That the FBI has Agree the Ransom that we are willing to pay up for any body that has been defrauded or duped before by any Nigerian citizen.

The FBI drop a list of emails that has been noted and that has complain about Nigerian citizen, Your email has been Included which you are entitle to some ransom of $7000 that we have agree to compensate the victims.

Before we make payment to you, We will like to know how you are fraud and how the story goes Who is the fraud star and Which email and Names That he uses and maybe some phone numbers if available.

Please Kindly Note it and reply with honesty, We will pass it to the Internet Fraud complaint Center and the payment will be made easily…

Thank You
Bobby Williamson
MBC.EFCC.ICC

High quality debate of the day…

Once again, a classic example of the highly stimulating conversation in my typical day online.

(The names have been changed to protect the innocent, though I hasten to add that neither of these was me!)

16:24

Bert

I was just watching In The Night Garden
But the tension got a bit much
Tomblyboo Eee got separated from the other Tomblyboos
16:25

Ernie

Did they go by pinky ponk?
Or tinky tonk?
16:25

Bert

All I know is that Upsy Daisy had a megaphone that Tomblyboo Eee could use to call for the other Toblyboos
But she was being a bit slow realising it
This shit looks like it could traumatise the tinies